Wednesday 5 June 2013

5 Things You Should Look For In A Mate



Here's a few things to look for when selecting a long term companion. This can apply to men, women or monkeys. It's a solid check list for guys and a 'What Not To Do" list for girls! Monkeys just like the pictures.

  1. Mutual Friends: I feel like I know a lot of people these days and have met a lot of cool people along the way. With that said, I have quite the inflated friends list on Facebook which could probably use a little spring cleanin' (even though we don't get a spring here). So I'm gonna say anything over 50 mutual friends is questionable...especially if you work in the service industry. I prefer to purchase my goods at that checkout in cosmetics which nobody knows about rather than standing in line for half an hour, then wave at those dummies on the way out...if you know what I'm sayin'! Also, dig a little deeper with those mutual friends cuz numbers may be deceiving. Those mutual friends may contain...let's call it a "big fish"...and that "big fish" is connected to a whole school of fish that you know frequents your fishing pond...may wanna stick your pole in a different pond. That is all.