8 Ways to Get a Drink at Stampede this year (or any bar)

Stampede is just around the corner folks! Here are some sure fire tips to ensure that you don't go thirsty and find yourself with an empty trough!

1. JUST THE TIP: Pretty standard! Throw a $20 bill (it's Stampede remember) in the tip jar...damn sure the next time I see ya lurking round my bar I'll pick you out of the crowd like a lucky kid at a MIchael Bublé concert!
   
   NOTE: Treat that tip jar like a parking meter...sooner or later that $20 will expire and you will have to feed the meter again!