Is this real life?! Or just Facebook?!

Hmm...Facebook, why are you asking me if I know my pending friend requests outside of Facebook after I have responded to their request with a confirmation?! Why would I confirm them if I didn't?! Unless maybe they were really attractive randoms but still?! Do you get more points for the friends you know in real life...does it bump up your Facebook cred?! What is real life these days...peeps walkin around aimlessly with their faces buried in their smart phone tweeting slang, abbreviations, and hashtaggin nonsense?! It's fun...I get it...but does your vocabulary consist of anything not on Urban Dictionary?! What is "ur"? You're or your? Does it belong to you or are you it?! Can you even hand write your name anymore?!
Human interaction...what is that?! Start conversing with people, play, notice things around you! Become observant again and you might see all the things you're missing out on! Like that future wifey that walks past you in the hall but you're too busy playing '4 pics 1 word' to even exchange a smile and a creepy real life wink emoticon! I want to write a letter to someone...not an email! With one of those fancy pens and seal it with that red shit! BOOM! Who doesn't like getting letters in the mail?! You used to get like one or two, now you get "spam"! Not the kind you used to eat when times were tough but the kind that says "Hey, not sure if this pertains to you but if you have an issue with erectile difficulties we just thought we could help you! Just throwin it out there! Yours Truly, Viagra" Who wants to get that in the mail?! And what if it does pertain to you...thanks dick! Now you're all self conscious and shit! I dunno...just a random rant but next time you have the urge to text someone...pick up the phone and call them. I know it used to be way more fun with those rotary dial ones but still...it's more personable and intimate and it might even save you a misunderstanding or two when the other person doesn't get the tone of your text! Don't let Facebook take over real life!