- The Missed Calls: You wake up in the morning and your phone has been bombarded with an onslaught of text messages and missed calls! Your phones been gettin' more action than John Mayer! Just because your body's a Wonderland doesn't mean you can act all cray! At first glance, the context of the messages and voicemails seem like they're from two different people (let's call them Jeckueline and Hydi) but you soon realize they're from the same person...yikes! First one says "Hey babe"...next one..."Where are you?"..."Fuck you then!"..."Don't ever fucking call me again!"..."I'm sorry baby, I fucking love you!"..."You're with someone aren't you?!"..."I knew it! Typical guy!"..."Just say something babe"..."I fucking miss you!". Like WHAT THE FUCK?! ("If I say "Fuck" two more times, that's two more "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme) RELAX Limp Bizkit
!!! It's 4 in the morning...I'm sleeping! JEEEZ! If you become Jeckueline and Hydi when the sun goes down...put away your phone! Hide it well so that your clearly unstable alter ego doesn't find it and then just retrieve it in the morning! Like they say "Nothing good ever happens after 3am"!!!
